Crime Jokes
oregon crime wave - 200 thousand lego sets valued at ??
after 3 months they finally caught the bad guy
why did it take so long to catch him
it took 3 months to put it together
Military
I met up with an old army veteran today and amongst many questions asked him, someone did ask; “have you ever killed someone”? He looked at me and towards the person with a tear in his eye and softly said - “I am responsible for much pain and suffering and no doubt yes people have met a sad ending due to my actions”. He said it was something that came with the job and the training he received prepared him well for the misery he left behind. It was at that point the young man asked him - excuse me sir but were you special forces? He looked at me confused, and turned to the young man and said ‘no lad I was Army Catering Corps.’ 😁😁
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