1. "Dairy Queen is selling something called the Cheesecake Blizzard. It's a pound of ice cream with chunks of cheesecake in it. We have now reached the point where cheesecake is merely an ingredient." 2. "How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?" 3. "Marriage is grand. Divorce is about 20 grand." 4. "Show business is like champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it every day." 5. "With high-definition TV, everything looks bigger and wider. Kind of like going to your 25th high school reunion." 6. "It was so cold, Taylor Swift built a snowman—then dumped him and wrote a song about it." https://parade.com/473370/lindsaylowe/happy-birthday-jay-leno-13-of-his-funniest-jokes/ 7. On working on cars himself: “"When you work with your hands, you learn to appreciate how easy it is to earn money talking." 8. "How many watched the...
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