Food Jokes

20 years ago we had johnny cash, bob hope and steve jobs Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs Please let Kevin Bacon live forever. Every time I order a cheeseburger I make it a double. So a vegan out there isn't making a difference. knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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